I’m not dead (yet)

Sup, fuckers,

I’m saying sorry to no one, because that would mean I am weak, and therefore human and capable of error. I don’t make mistakes. I am a mistake.
The reasons for my hiatus will become (painfully) obvious with the next review which is due out very soon.

In the mean time, try not to fuck things up and, y’know, get an opinion about something. Chances are it’s my opinion or you’re wrong.

Flamboyantly yours,